Elder American:Get the Maharaja veggie burger. It’s as close as you’re gonna get.Todd: I came all the way from Gharapuri for a cheeseburger.Elder American: You know, they have a real McDonald’s in Gharapuri. Still can’t get a cheeseburger. You know what India stands for, don’t you? 1）_______. Did you hear about the guy who outsourced his own job? He 2)_______ in San Francisco, makes seventy grand a year, so he hires a guy in Bangalore to do his job for 3)________ grand. His boss thinks he’s telecommuting. He’s got so much free time; he’s thinking about getting another job just like it. We’ve got Indian doctors reading American X-rays, 4) ________writing briefs. I’m in customer service.Todd: Me, too.Elder American: So how long you are here for?Todd: I have to get my MPI down to a flat six.Elder American:Not in India. I mean, unless you hire the accent neutral, the way for me. All you can hope for here is 5) _________.Todd: I can’t go home until I get a six.Elder American: Better find yourself a wife,then.Todd: She’d call me”toad.”Elder American: What?Todd: My name is Todd. Everyone says “Toad.”Elder American:What?Todd: My name is Todd. Everyone says “toad.”Elder American: Listen, Todd, just a word of advice. I remember feeling like you do, I was resisting India. Once I (6)__________, I did much better.